the Shrine of Our Blessed (former) Senator
of the
State of Homophobia

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Thank you, (former) Senator Santorum, for introducing into our modern language, the phrase

'santorum-stained sheets'

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Your words were no less crude, offensive, and shameful than the new household meaning of your name. Hopefully, the irony is not lost on those who hate out of habit.

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